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Ginevra Molly Weasley
12 July 2007 @ 01:05 am
The Ministry of Magic is claiming I haven't served out my sentence! WHAT THE HELL. They're responsible for the worst part of it anyway!

"I. to issue an immediate apology to all of her victims and promise never to do it again
II. to be monitored and escorted by a Wizengamot-appointed chaperone to deter and prevent further misuse of magic and to teach the accused proper magical etiquette, for a duration to be determined by the rate of improvement"

...

Right, so I guess I'm supposed to have done the first bit by now, BUT STILL!

So, FINE, here I go!

Professor Dumbledore, I'm sorry for fighting you.

And Professor Trelawney, I'm sorry I strangled you. Guess you didn't see it coming.

Mum and Dad, I'm sorry for whatever I've probably done in teenage rebellion stuff.

George, I was such an awful boss! We definitely need to stay business partners and not get other stuff into it.

Susan and Padma, I'm sorry I knocked you off your brooms.

Justin, sorry for trying to tempt you into infidelity. And Pansy, sorry for that.

Michael, yeah. Didn't mean to lead you on. Sorry.

Seamus, sorry I stole some of your alcohol in my so-called "underage drinking."

Harry, sorry for fighting you too. I think that's it.

Colin, I'm so, so sorry I crushed your voice box! I still don't think I've made it up to you enough.

And obviously a big apology to all the Hogsmeade villagers I strangled. It won't happen again.
I'm sure all of you have your voices back by now, so no harm done, right? Long-term, I mean.

Right, I think that's it. Am I done? No need for a chaperone.
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
29 May 2007 @ 03:03 am
All right, I got prepared for this "chaperone" to arrive while Harry went monkey-teasing and parrot-adopting.

Most drafty room in the house, check. Short sheeted the bed, check. Emptied all furniture and lighting from the room except said bed, check. I'm not court-ordered to make the chaperone comfortable and welcome.

... Oo, I guess maybe I should make a better impression?

... Nah.

By the way, Harry. I took the extra furniture to cozy up an old guest room that didn't look homey enough and had no little business man corner. Now it does. Looks ready to live in now.

Consider it my apology.

Now let's get to dinner and talk crazy fake-bloody-nudey pics.
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
08 May 2007 @ 09:56 pm
Okay, I know it's like "not ANOTHER house elf movie" by now but does anyone else think that new house elf Quidditch film actually looks kind of funny? And like they actually cared to get the Quidditch accurate? I know the cinemas are saturated with dancing and egg-laying and fornicating house elf movies but this one looks like it'd be something a bit unique. Dobby, maybe you'd like to see it?

I'm getting really worried about Luna! She stopped dancing here awhile ago and someone told me they think they spotted her in a theatre or maybe one of those Muggle petrol places but I haven't heard from her! Does anyone know where she is?

I got a stupid summons to the Ministry of Magic for supposedly violating some proposition blah blah business management whatever thing. Apparently, you aren't allowed to manufacture and distribute certain kinds of products until you're of age and they've decided it's more important to fine me for that than it is to spend the money on actually educating people.

Hey I was supposed to be writing about films! What's with all the films coming out lately?! I mean just because it's a new gadget for us doesn't mean we have to churn out this many! Nothing wrong with watching Muggle films!
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
07 February 2007 @ 02:30 am
So, I have the strange urge to run off to visit some fjords. That's a fun word, fjords!

Harry, you should so call people something like that! I don't know, fjordfrotters?

And I won't talk about that thing at the concert. Um. So, right. We should get to fish hunting. Possibly around fjords.

Oh god, am I still stoned? Stupid people dragging their drug-pushing Muggle siblings to the show...

Fjord fjord fjord...
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
26 January 2007 @ 01:24 am
Where does this mane-for-brains idiot Minister get off saying he's going to recruit all of us who just finished Hogwarts to fight the Death Eaters, huh?!

Look, of COURSE I think we need to fight them and DUH I've volunteered myself for it, but that doesn't mean dragging even more people off into it! Too many families are involved in this as it is! Just look at the last war and all the families who lost someone in it-- do we really want that happening again?! My own mum lost her brothers to it, but I'm still in this anyway, and I wouldn't wish the risks on anyone else! And does he think Harry's doing NOTHING about it?

And does anyone actually BELIEVE he's serious about expanding access to St. Mungo's and reducing our imports of foreign-made brooms? He could practically fly on his own from living with Big Broomstick up his rear for so long! He's just trying to improve his poll ratings. He doesn't actually care.

Oh, and his education policies? Yeah, the policies that say people like me ought to be forced out of school early to save money? Why should we continue under THAT system? Maybe next he'll talk about renewing his No Portkey Left Untouched nonsense!



SURGE THIS, KNEAZLE HUMPER!
 
 
Current Mood: enragedenraged
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
28 November 2006 @ 04:36 pm
meep  
Okay. I'm okay. Everything's okay. It's just fine. I just... happened to end up moving into the house of the father of...

Oh lord.

I like it here but what does it mean?! Of all the possible places to live, how'd I end up HERE?! I feel like I'm forgetting something and I'm so scared of going through that again, not being able to remember what I've done or...

Oh, I don't know what to do... I can't just leave.

Colin, please let Harry back in? He probably can't help but at least yelling with him a bit or laughing at his pictures would help distract me?



Percy says I have "Stockholm Syndrome." I don't know what that is.
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
11 November 2006 @ 12:04 am
Harry's being stupid as usual but at least he finally agreed to our break-up. He's much better not as a boyfriend. And hey, as his chief candidate for female best friend, I have to keep him in line. Can't let his head swell too big.

Look, you defeated me once, big deal. That doesn't mean you control things around here. I own this House and so does Colin so you have to listen to us, got it?

...

I'm really tired of renovating and decorating and repeating. I'm blacking out from the work!

Luna or Colin or Harry or some combination, anyone want to play a game? I have a strange urge to play Truth or Dare, and I don't know why. I probably haven't played it since I was, like, twelve?
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
22 October 2006 @ 01:14 pm
COLIN!

I finally got my NEWT results!!! Thank goodness they took more than those crazy tests into account when scoring or I'd have barely made it in some of them! So they were actually AWESOME and I think it'd be nice to celebrate by GETTING OUR OWN PLACE!

I mean I love the Burrow and all and I love having you here but it's not a good workspace for me! I really need enough room to have my own room for my business and you need your own room too and maybe you could have a WHOLE ROOM FOR CLOTHES or something! So I've got a list of locations to check out! There's a property available in Hogsmeade but I don't really want to be that close to the school, and some places off Diagon Alley but they're a bit small, and a rural mansion with a great view but it's a total fixer-upper so that means more work. Whenever you want to go looking, let's do it!





    Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test Results:

      Pass Grades:
      Outstanding (O)
      Exceeds Expectations (E)
      Acceptable (A)

      Fail Grades:
      Poor (P)
      Dreadful (D)
      Troll (T)


    Ginevra Molly Weasley has achieved:

      Art - E
      Charms - O
      Defence Against the Dark Arts - O
      Herbology - E
      Muggle Studies - A
      Potions - E
      Sexual Education - O
      Transfiguration - O
      Wizarding Law and Ethics - A
      Wizard Living - E






Oh and they sent some condolences for whatever happened to Icicle but they really should've sent congratulations.

I GOT TEN NEWTS AND FIFTEEN OWLS WHEE!
 
 
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: MUGGLE ROCK!
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
30 September 2006 @ 09:20 pm
For some reason I had a weird name on a slip of paper and I didn't know why, so I lookd it up to see if it was anything interesting and found out it's related to some old abandoned property in Little Hangleton and I wouldn't have found otherwise.

Colin, Lavender-- want to go check it out? No velvet and satin this time, though, make sure it's something breathable and easily cleanable!

I wonder if our attic is a good place for a Hallowe'en party. The ghoul will totally freak people out when they've had too much to drink and it's got a nice view at night, but I don't want any "the roof is on fire" accidents like before yes Harry I mean you. If you come to it you will not set our roof on fire again.

Finished concept art for a limited edition Hallowe'en line. Now I just have to make the test versions, track down my testers, get their feedback, make the finished versions, put together the catalogue, distribute, take orders... It'll keep me busy enough I suppose. Scratched a name off the test list obviously since I have no interest in what she has to say any more.

No results from my NEWTs yet. I hope I passed enough of them.

Yeah, I guess that's it.
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
04 July 2006 @ 03:30 am
Okay, does this make any sense?

I just got a notice from the Ministry of Magic that I have to take NEWTS! CAN YOU SAY "WHAT THE FUCK"?!

Apparently they've decided my OWL scores were "exceptional" enough that they aren't going to waste further Ministry resources by letting me do a seventh year! I'm only a sixth year! I haven't been preparing for them! How can they expect us to pass them when they've given us no warning at all?!

I can't even go to university after NEWTs because I didn't know I'd have to apply anywhere! It's almost enough to make me QUIT and just go straight into business.

Dad could've WARNED me or something.

And to make it even better, Harry STILL hasn't signed our break-up papers, our Super-Duper-Duplicator Wands aren't testing out right yet, Michael's too busy humping his Machine to pay attention to me any more, AND my favourite jumper is ruined! House Elves, PLEASE get off strike and help me fix it!

And tell Icicle to stop singing that stupid song. It sounds like a beluga mating with Harry's glasses.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
23 March 2006 @ 07:28 pm
Hey Parvati, I hope you enjoy it as much as I "enjoyed" your little conversation with Neville. Don't forget to water them!

Since you like flowers and Victorian meanings so, so much, I'm sure you'll understand.





I'm breaking my own call for rebellion but whatever! I'm allowed! Because I'm a REBEL!

Hey Colin, hey Neville, thanks for inviting your friend to swim with you. Not like I don't have the password, but I wouldn't want to go where I'm not wanted.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offlike HARRY always is
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
17 March 2006 @ 09:53 pm
HARRY. You will find a physical copy of this waiting for you, but this is the public display to prove that I've submitted it and that it hasn't changed from the public version to the version you sign. Signatures are magically binding. You WILL sign your copy of the papers, you WILL make this OFFICIAL ENOUGH for you, got it?




Full name of party submitting this document: Ginevra Molly Weasley
Permanent mailing address: The Burrow, Ottery St. Catchpole, England, United Kingdom, Earth
Current mailing address: Sixth Year Girls' Dormitory, Gryffindor Tower, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Undisclosed Location, United Kingdom, Earth


IN THE WIZARDING COURT OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC IN THE COUNTRY OF ENGLAND

Plaintiff: Ginevra Molly Weasley vs. Defendant: Harry James/Danger Potter

COMPLAINT FOR BREAKING UP



The Plaintiff states under oath:

1. Residence of the Parties. I am now and have been under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Magic for at least six (6) full weeks prior to the filing of this action. Defendant is currently under the jurisdiction of The Ministry of Magic.
2. Dating of the Parties. The parties began dating in The United Kingdom on Uncertain Date, and are still recognised as Girlfriend and Boyfriend.
3. Grounds for Break Up.

  • Abuse, verbal/written; repeatedly referring to Girlfriend as "insane" and variations thereof
  • Revealing confidential information to Muggle Studies professor
  • Mocking Girlfriend's turn to Dark Side instead of attempting rescue
  • Further mocking Girlfriend's out-of-control spin (caused by Boyfriend)
  • Causing Girlfriend to miss O.W.L.s due to said spin, necessitating a makeup exam
  • Failure to credit Girlfriend for role in rescue from book
  • Unannounced desertion on/around September 20, 1997
  • Refusal to discuss said desertion
  • Continued avoidance of communication throughout said desertion
  • Avoidance of Girlfriend's attempts to officially break up
  • Refusal to accept break up/insistence on breaking up in person
  • Irreconcilable differences exist between parties
  • Prioritising attempts to save world over spending time with Girlfriend
  • Girlfriend's wish to date another party, Michael Corner
  • Addendum: Suggests that he wishes to be gay/"loves the cock"

4. Pets of the Parties. The parties have no shared pets.
5a. Girlfriend's Pet/s.
    [ ] None.
    [ ] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Girlfriend during the relationship; however, Boyfriend did not share them:              
    [X] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Girlfriend prior to the relationship; however, Boyfriend did not share them: Arnold; pygmy puff
5b. Boyfriend's Pet/s.
    [ ] None.
    [ ] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Boyfriend during the relationship; however, Girlfriend did not share them:              
    [X] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Boyfriend prior to the relationship; however, Girlfriend did not share them: Hedwig; owl
6. Separate Holdings. (Land and/or Personal Property and/or Businesses)
    [ ] None.
    [X] Prior to or during the relationship, the Boyfriend acquired the separate property listed on the attached “Exhibit A”. That property should be confirmed as the Boyfriend’s separate property. Girlfriend should be ordered to return to Boyfriend any such property in Girlfriend’s possession.
    [X] Prior to or during the relationship, the Girlfriend acquired the separate property listed on the attached “Exhibit B”. That property should be confirmed as the Girlfriend’s separate property. Boyfriend should be ordered to return to Girlfriend any such property in Boyfriend’s possession.
7. Debts.
    [X] The Plaintiff has no knowledge of any unpaid debts.
    [ ] It would be fair and equitable for the court to order the Boyfriend to pay the following debts
    [ ] It would be fair and equitable for the court to order the Girlfriend to pay the following debts
8. Debts Incurred Since Latest Break-up. The parties last broke up on November 07, 1997. It would be fair and equitable for the court to order that each party will assume any debt incurred by that party since the date of break-up. The court should order each party to pay those debts as or before they become due and to hold the other party harmless from any obligation concerning those debts.

    VERIFICATION: I swear I have read this Complaint and state that all facts included are true.
    WHEREFORE, plaintiff desires judgment as requested above.
    DATE MARCH 17, 1998.

Signature of Plaintiff:                

SUBSCRIBED AND SWORN to before me this Friday of March 17, 1998.


                                                           
Official Document Signer for Ministry of Magic
Residing at:                
My Commission expires:                

 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
20 February 2006 @ 04:35 am
HA HA HA HA! That was totally worth skivving on my prep class!

So if you didn't catch the Olympics, you might've missed this TOTALLY stupid move Helios Hampton Hoho made!

Apparently his equipment got mixed up with a Muggle skater even though they're in totally separate facilities, so when he got out on the ice, he was wearing MUGGLE ICE SKATES! It looked like he wasn't even MOVING he was going so much slower than everyone else! Icicle burst into tears, of course, because she claims they dated when she was still in America, but still-- how can you not check that you have your own skates? Wouldn't they feel wrong? You can't call for a restart because YOU screwed up! Idiot!

And what's with his facial hair? Doesn't he know handlebar moustaches look lame?

I can't wait for the biathalon! Maybe Harry should volunteer to be a target some year since he can stand up to those hexes and his mouth is SO BIG HE COULD CATCH THEM IN IT!

Michael! You should be a biathlete! You could make MACHINE SKIS to take on that course! Too bad I didn't think of that earlier since that'd fit right in with Japan, right?

I kind of feel sorry for those gobcurlers. Gobstones are pretty bad as it is, but to have THAT as the pinnacle of your "sport"? It's so boring to watch. I mean, it's basically just gobstones on ice.

WIZ U.K.! WIZ U.K.! WIZ U.K.!
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
04 January 2006 @ 09:25 pm
Poll #645732 Acromantula-Man Shipping Preferences

Confirm you're an Acroman reader

I'm an Acroman reader and I'm taking this poll
6(100.0%)

Which broom do you ride/ship do you sail?

My Pet Gwen: Petrus/Gwenhwyffar
2(28.6%)
Petrianna (or PMSer): Petrus/Marianna
1(14.3%)
Mantul a Trois: Petrus/Gwenhwyffar/Marianna
0(0.0%)
H.M.S. Acroturq: Acromantula-Man/Turquoise Troll
1(14.3%)
Love Bites: Acromantula-Man/Vermillion Vampire
1(14.3%)
EMEML/The Enemy of My Enemy is My Lover: Vermillion Vampire/Turquoise Troll
0(0.0%)
DP Web: Troll/Acroman/Vampire
0(0.0%)
Unlisted
2(28.6%)
None; I'm gen only
0(0.0%)


If you didn't already see, the Acroturqs are trying to "rewrite" issue #500 to somehow make the dialogue and narration seem like Acromantula-Man consumed the Turquoise Troll out of overwhelming love rather than complete and utter hate. Riiiiiight. They're even planning to send copies of it to Jan Lea, like the author's going to appreciate the legal violations? She's made it obvious enough that she HATES Acroturq, so why would she want to see their "corrected" version of her writing?

Anyway, Marvelous released a preview page from the upcoming "Doppelgang Saga" storyline, and the Acroturqs apparently couldn't wait to start editing it. They don't even care to wait until the issue is actually released and they know what's going on before they start messing with it!

From what we know so far, the Vermillion Vampire is returning (that's him in this page, hard to tell because we only see his eyes and obscured body but Marvelous confirmed it's him.) Some sort of spell is going to go wrong and create a magical doppelganger of Acromantula-Man with all of his powers and abilities, but his personality will be more like the original storylines. He's lately been more thoughtful and reflective than he used to be-- like the old Acromantula-Man would have shrugged off Gwenhwyffar's death as part of superhero life-- so this doppelganger is apparently a return to his more feral roots. I think he's supposed to have much more trouble transforming, too, so it'll happen unexpectedly. He's going to eventually take on the name "Binominis" (aka Ben) to distinguish him from Petrus but I haven't seen any good theories yet for why such a stupid name! For now, though, Marianna won't realise it's not her Petrus.

Acroturq seems to think the doppelganger is a good excuse to whine about a return to the more passionate and spontaneous Acroman, and their edits give a great sense of just what they think Acroman is returning to. I'm actually surprised they didn't try to give the Vampire turquoise skin despite otherwise looking totally different from the Troll.


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Ginevra Molly Weasley
07 November 2005 @ 04:53 pm
Harry, I REFUSE to be your girlfriend any more! I DEMAND that you make an appearance so I can officially break up with you! STOP AVOIDING ME! IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS 'DANGER,' WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT MORE DANGEROUS FOR YOURSELF?! If you don't hurry up and let me dump you, you WILL pay for this!

Don't make me cheat on you to make a point!

TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR for Harry being so unavailable!

TWENTY POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR for Neville standing up for himself! I knew you could do it! Also for standing up for me!

Ten points from Ravenclaw because Michael turned a lovely couple's hair red and WHERE THE HELL IS HE, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK TOWARDS A CLIFF AND LEAVE ME HANGING, MICHAEL! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

A HUNDRED POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN BECAUSE GOYLE FAILS TO NOTICE THAT I'M NOT JUSTIN AND HE LACKS ANY SORT OF ABILITY TO RECOGNISE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF! YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE YOUR OWN HALLOWEEN THINGY LAST! THANK YOU.

Five points from Hufflepuff for Ernie's offer to stab Goyle in the eye. That's setting a bad example.

Five points to Hufflepuff for Ernie's offer to stab Goyle in the eye. That would make many people very happy. Good thinking, Ernie.

A hundred points to Hufflepuff for Justin displaying outstanding loyalty and devotion to Pansy by risking life, limb, and hair to rescue her. Well done. Too bad Harry isn't as good of a boyfriend as you.
 
 
Current Mood: angrymostly furious
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
19 September 2005 @ 09:51 pm
You had better be happy with your stupid brochure, Henchman #2, because I absolutely refuse to work on it any more. The only reason you have it finished is because I don't back out of a business agreement, no matter how stupid, even if it's made while evil and is SO distasteful now!

-- Stupid cover for a stupid boy's stupid brochure
-- Stupid interior spread for a stupid boy's stupid brochure

As far as I'm concerned, this stupid thing is finished. You can make your own back cover because I didn't agree to that so there's no reason for me to do it.

May your presentations be as stupid as everything else you do.
 
 
Current Mood: angryangry at stupidity
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
13 September 2005 @ 06:54 pm
Oh, oh no, no no, wake up wake up, come on, is this on yet...

Neville, you have to come here, please come. I can't get out of here myself and he's... he's not...

I got him out, Neville, it worked, Harry's out, he's out of the book, but he's...

He's not waking up, he's just lying here and he's so pale and cold and oh god did I look like this he looks like he's dying. I don't know what to do, I can't wake him up, he's not moving, please...

I don't think Accio broomstick would help now because I don't know which way the pipes turn and what if I dropped him and he fell through and broke his head and I don't know any other way out, but I left it open, so maybe you could find some way, we have to get him out of here, Neville, please.

Myrtle might not appreciate you bothering her but please do anyway, maybe she won't even be in there right now, and it would be very hard to miss where I went down through since it's probably gaping open still. Please send something down to get us out or come down with something to get us all up, please, and tell Madame Pomfrey to be waiting, oh no oh no...
 
 
Current Mood: distresseddistraught
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
11 September 2005 @ 10:33 pm
I don't know what to do, I've tried so many things and none of them are working and none of them seem like they're going to work, I've tried all sorts of spells and counter-jinxes and even some potions on the corners of the pages and throwing it around and trying to put Rescue-Rope into it and carefully tearing out duplicates of the words he spit out and writing in it and none of it is having any effect. And I CAN'T try THAT, because he could DIE, he'd die like Tom except it'd be even more real because his body's gone too and it's his everything not just his memory and I can't kill Harry trying to save him, I can't. I don't know what to do, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
 
 
Current Mood: frustratedfrantic
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
22 July 2005 @ 11:41 pm
I was just trying to find some food that HASN'T FUCKING SPOILED THANKS A LOT and I heard-- OH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SOMEONE SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!


W. T. F.!!!!!


WHAT DO WE DO?!
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
05 July 2005 @ 06:12 pm
My head aches fit to burst like a Muggle's head should burst, but I've done it. I win.

They thought I was too late to take my OWLs? I showed them! Broke several silly laws to force them to let me take them, so I WIN EXTRA for that!

I bet that awful Granger would appreciate the effort that went into pursuing academics here. Really, even those on the Dark Side needs to have the right OWLs sometimes. You can't get into some of the most exclusive Assistant to Evil Overlord or Mistress of Seriously Evil Baking or even Head Hexer positions without at least an E in Potions and Transfiguration. It's not like the Brewer of Evilspressos (A in Potions, if that.) I should thank people like her and my older brother and that big-haired Ravenclaw sometime. With fire.

Neville, if you wish to try your luck, I will be leaving Hogwarts soon to deal with George. I've done what needs to be done here, and it's high time I had a little holiday. You could make it amusing.

I have the strangest urge to ask Henchman #2 what he's doing for the summer. I suppose I want to be sure of what those devoted to my Lord are doing to further his cause.

In a show of solidarity with his skin, we should refuse to expose ourselves to anything that could cause tanning.

I wonder if Potter's hiding from me. He's awfully quiet, not like those awful Muggle mobiles that were at the ugly building where Creevey's newest annoying relative entered the world. I hope Potter eats her.

Now, where's something for my head?
 
 
Current Mood: soresore
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
21 June 2005 @ 09:46 pm
ow  
ow

ow ow

ow ow ow







I MISSED MY O.W.L.S?!

FUCK! BUT I WAS--

NOOOOOOOOOO!
 
 
Current Mood: soreow
Current Music: ow
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
And now, dear Pansy, we will discuss the location of your hidden Order headquarters.




... Wait a second, I KNOW where the headquarters are! How many times have I been there? I think I remember the address!

Ahem. Right, right, go to my dark center, stew in the darkness, everything's going according to plan... And breathe.

Pansy! Have they moved them?

We will discuss the possibility of the location of the headquarters... er, being relocated. Don't make me use this.

It's not been properly tested, for one, so I'd rather it not explode on me. Hard to find good testers these days...



Oh, really, MALFOY! Do I HAVE to interrogate her? I really don't think she'll talk under this! I could be doing all sorts of evil things in the meantime, this is a DISTRAAACTIIIIOOOON!

Give up SOMETHING, Pansy, or this'll just be a pointless torture session. We could at least make this productive! You want this to be productive, don't you? You don't want to suffer for nothing.
 
 
Current Mood: determinedinterrogative
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
05 June 2005 @ 12:37 am
We've been at war for

Who changed my letter settings?



We've been at war for some time now, haven't we? They should know by now that they can't win. After all, I saw the truth, I turned to the right side, the powerful side. Dumbledore's little minions have some small victories-- hardly enough to win this, especially now that the Dark Lord has designed his ultimate weapon. The SCARY SPHERE has enough power to... well, all sorts of evil things. Very very evil things. Victory will be ours!


...

DAMN IT TO A FUZZY PINK NIGHTMARE, WHERE DID-- PANSY PARKINSON! PANSY HAS THE PLANS?!

Oh this is going straight to Hell, isn't it!

PREPARE THE BROOMSTICKS, WE'RE GOING AFTER HER! STAY WITH ME... armoured... WHATEVER you're called! Bother to find out your names later!
 
 
Current Mood: angrydark
 
 
 
Ginevra Molly Weasley
27 March 2005 @ 03:50 pm
Entry: I demonstrated great love to three of Suckindor's Quidditch players following yesterday's match. My master's various instant replay screens were most helpful in determining which players required this. Suckerton's moment of weakness was unacceptable, but his tears added an interesting flavour. He cried and sobbed and pleaded as I dealt with the impudent Chaser who attempted to reach the end of the pitch. I suspect they had been having hormone-induced relations prior to their consumption. I confiscated their musical devices and am examining the messages for insight into Muggle-bred failings, to better prepare me for hunting them. Strangely, they might know what love is, or at least that they failed to appreciate it as I showed it to them.

Satisfaction: It was a most pleasing night.

Continuation: But I am not pleased with the flooding. I will have to punish whoever caused it. My skull has grown unaccustomed to having fluids in it, and I believe this water has disrupted some thought processes. The visions that I'm having are most distracting. I was busy shining my master's windows (they mustn't appear spotted, although I block the light from reaching him) when I noticed my reflection. I had the strangest image of a girl who looked rather like me, but appeared living. It was very troubling and I believe I missed a spot because of it.

Master, please accept my apologies for that moment of weakness. I will inspect every pane again.

I believe I might've recalled my former living reflection, but I'm not certain why. It might be related to the date. After all, this is the anniversary of my return to an animated-- although no longer living-- state. While I cannot be certain on which day my life drained away from me or recall the cause, I was able to verify my date of resurrection. Perhaps I should treat myself to another Suckindor in celebration.

Irritated Interruption: How is it that Mudbloods still fail to serve properly? They have abundant experience by now. I am not obligated to perform menial labour as they do because of my former blood, but I still do outstanding work because it is my duty, as it is everyone's duty, to serve my master to perfection. Is it a failing of their blood that they can't achieve what I do?

It might be--

Castigation: TERRY BOOT, WHATEVER THOSE SERVICES ARE, YOU WILL CEASE THEM IMMEDIATELY. THEY ARE CONTRARY TO MY MASTER'S TEACHINGS AND THE NOISE IS NOT JOYFUL. I WILL FIND YOU AND TEACH YOU TRUE SUFFERING!

Assignment: The tasks formerly assigned to the late three Suckindors will now be designated to: Boot, Finnigan, Finch-Fletchley. You will add any of their work to your own. Until my master decides otherwise, I've decided that my order stands.



Addition:

"Definition: "Love" is making a leap onto the head of a target many meters away using your wand to access their sweet succulent brains."
 
 
Current Mood: irritatedundead
Current Music: Huey Lewis & The News -- The Power of Love